8 hours ago  +  22%  

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

that is seriously something that ONLY the pirates would do

well that was a complete disaster

12 hours ago  +  27%  

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(209,986)

demosexual:

i did it


maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

AL