that looks like something the pirates would do, not the brewers

12 hours ago

dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

image

12 hours ago WITH 78,498 notes VIA norwayscurlingpants (Source: dokifordancy)
  •  *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
12 hours ago WITH 1,410 notes VIA matszuccahello (Source: crippledouble)

umm

12 hours ago

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

13 hours ago WITH 21,393 notes VIA carlosbeltrans (Source: jardsale)

r-u-forreal:

"no i wan swimming"

15 hours ago WITH 171,581 notes VIA pommers-likes-it-wild (Source: lawebloca.net)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

15 hours ago WITH 96,087 notes VIA niskanens (Source: tokomon)
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