how to be better than me:
• ur already doing it
• i’m a loser
Eric Hosmer 2014 Kansas City Royals Picture Day
"talk dirty to me"
Wife is a vet— her patient is a bit concerned
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
We know what happened
Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless
if i have a kid one day and they do something shitty to punish them i’m just going to take them with me to home depot for like 3 hours
Justin Upton getting some work done in the cages before taking on the Red Sox.